@ChaseMit: Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have "evolved." Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about.
@Be___Dope: Her: You like shopping?
Me: Oh god yes!
Her: What's your favorite place?
Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!
@fro_vo: me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing
puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening
@AngelaEhh: Did a crunch. Sprained an ovary.
0/10. Do not recommend.
@thatUPSdude: Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital.
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