@envydatropic: Current life status - By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side.
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@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.
@LeonEarlgrey: They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug.
@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.
@HollyMemphis: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?