@MaraWilson: CURRENT MOOD: righteously angry, but there's a cat on my lap
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@Fred_Delicious: "son, I've had to throw my golf socks out" "Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA" "No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"
@neiltyson: If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.
@TheMichaelRock: Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News