@MaraWilson: CURRENT MOOD: righteously angry, but there's a cat on my lap
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@briangaar: I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8
@jjhartinger: To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car.
@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that