@MaraWilson: CURRENT MOOD: righteously angry, but there's a cat on my lap
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@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.
@johnroderick: Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?
@KalvinMacleod: ME: my wife eats all the caramel corn and leaves the cheese JUDGE: give this man full custody of the kids ME: no wait they do the same thing
@1Happytwit: I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.