@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status:
Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
@GibJimson: Assert your dominance by crossing out your coworkers name on their food and put your own.
Then eat it in front of them.
@batkaren: ROBOT: You cannot defeat us
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
@Be___Dope: :office birthday party:
CW: Would you like to sign the card?
Me: Nah, just here for the cake. Karen will understand.
CW: His name is Joe.
@thedirtbird: Jelly. Baby needs jelly.
@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.