@garrettbarry70: Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago.
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@booyahchadly: Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.
@WheelTod: [First Date] Paige Turner: I've been unlucky in love. I feel like people expect me to be more exciting Cliff Hanger: Weird. I get that too
@HomeProbably: My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk.
@markleggett: I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said "How many?"