@garrettbarry70: Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago.
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@RatBatallion: If you're having a bad day , just remember ... All of you are funnier than Dane Cook .
@Marcmywords2: Pick a number, now add 7, divide by 4, write it down. Now get an apple, name it, show it a picture of your cat. Now go to bed,you're drunk.
@Brianhopecomedy: "Dadd-" "No." "You don't even know what I was going to say!" "You're wearing your Superman costume and standing beside the ladder. No."
@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.