@priya_ebooks: currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out
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@kumailn: Advertisers think we're like "Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"
@ch000ch: if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw
@WineMummy: Nothing says you're over your ex like showing up at his wedding with a bride and groom voodoo doll.
@SCbchbum: Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing.