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@WickedRapunzel: Customer: Can someone else serve us?

Me:?

C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos.

M: Satan wants their tiny souls.

Customer: Can someone else serve us?

Me:?

C:I don’t want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos.

M: Satan wants their tiny souls.

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