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@panmidwest: CUSTOMER: [handing me a 20] can I have two 5's and a 10?

ME: [thinking of the girl who wrote 'never change' in my high school yearbook] no

CUSTOMER: [handing me a 20] can I have two 5’s and a 10?

ME: [thinking of the girl who wrote ‘never change’ in my high school yearbook] no

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