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@williamsonnier: customer: *looking at menu* what's good?
me: not much what's good with you?
him: ...
him: ...
me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good.

customer: *looking at menu* what’s good?
me: not much what’s good with you?
him: …
him: …
me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good.

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