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@TheDjinnTrials: Customer: Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book?

Them: No.

Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Customer: Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write? 

Me: Wanna buy my book?

Them: No.

Me: That’s why I own a hot dog stand.

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