@pvponline: Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma.
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@Illiter8: Oh, you thought my hair twirling was flirting? Actually, it was just me checking for split ends because you were boring the shit out of me.
@ZGhaoN: Whale: Hey did you hear I have a new girlfriend? She's aaall over me it's crazy. Eel: For the last time barnacles don't count as girlfriends
@novicefather: [cuddling] her: what are you thinking about? me: these pretzels are making me thirsty