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@pvponline: Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma.
@UnFitz: *Walks in late to dinner*
I see fed people.
@PaperWash: [Oreo meeting]
What about 'sextuple stuffed'
"That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"
[later googling Sextuple]
"Omg that's genius"
@TheToddWilliams: [my laboratory]
ME: I'VE DONE IT!
MOUSE WITH EAR GROWING ON IT'S BACK: Holy crap keep it down.
@BreachingBad: Boss : You are not allowed to drink in the office.
Beer Fan : Budweiser?
@murrman5: "ok start it up"
"give it some gas"
"I can't hear over you beatboxing"