@SortaBad: *cute bartender gives me back my credit card*
"No it's cool, you keep it"
@SgunSuperman: It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too.
@lecalabara: Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain.
@dirtydishtowels: My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad.
@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?
@VirgoSherry: A co-worker just used the word "elderly" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her.