@SortaBad: *cute bartender gives me back my credit card*
"No it's cool, you keep it"
@FavoritesYou: Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key.
@HyenaEars: Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
@SodomyClown: I don't know what it means to "find your better half" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot.
@Marlebean: Friend zone?!
I've been sister zoned! And if one more dude pats me on the head, I'm telling mom!!
@ZanyJaney11: Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.