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@ArfMeasures: CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another?

ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure

*she hands me her empty glass & leaves*

CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another?

ME: (OK don’t blow this) Sure

*she hands me her empty glass & leaves*

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