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@Brampersandon_: [Cute Girl]: *in hot tub* Hey baby. Why don't you come join me?

[Lobster]: No I'm good over here. That's how my dad died.

[Cute Girl]: *in hot tub* Hey baby. Why don’t you come join me?

[Lobster]: No I’m good over here. That’s how my dad died.

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