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@professorxavi: *Cute girls approaches*
"You keep glancing over here, so I thought I'd come make the first move"

*Panics*
*Starts making car alarm sounds*

*Cute girls approaches*
“You keep glancing over here, so I thought I’d come make the first move”

*Panics*
*Starts making car alarm sounds*

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