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@AimeeHelene1: CW: What's for lunch; smells good!
Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet.
CW:
Me: *smirks*

CW: What’s for lunch; smells good! 
Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven’t found it yet. 
CW:
Me: *smirks*

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