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@Mr_Kapowski: "Dad can I sit on your shoulders to watch the parade?"

Dad: Dammit Zack, you're 32 and you're taller than me

Me: But I'm tired of standing

“Dad can I sit on your shoulders to watch the parade?”

Dad: Dammit Zack, you’re 32 and you’re taller than me

Me: But I’m tired of standing

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