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@Sickayduh: "Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"
- Because they're poor and have to reuse everything.
"Pfft losers"

“Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?”
– Because they’re poor and have to reuse everything.
“Pfft losers”

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