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@DaddyJew: Dad: I had a son once

Stranger: what happened to him?

D: he touched the thermostat

Kid: dad, I'm like right here

D: you hear something?

Dad: I had a son once

Stranger: what happened to him?

D: he touched the thermostat

Kid: dad, I’m like right here

D: you hear something?

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