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@Sickayduh: DAD: I want a steak.

HER: Eat this chicken instead. It's healthy.

DAD: No it isn't. It's dead.

DAD: I want a steak.

HER: Eat this chicken instead. It’s healthy.

DAD: No it isn’t. It’s dead.

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