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@tuckerflodman: Dad: I'm so hungry.

Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son!

*Dad turns head very slowly*

[camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]

Dad: I’m so hungry.

Me: Hi, so hungry I’m son!

*Dad turns head very slowly*

[camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]

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