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@UncleDuke1969: "Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"
"No."
"OK."
"Hold still."
"What're you putting on me?"
"Sunscreen."
"It smells like ketchup."
"Shhh"

“Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?”
“No.”
“OK.”
“Hold still.”
“What’re you putting on me?”
“Sunscreen.”
“It smells like ketchup.”
“Shhh”

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