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@theshamingofjay: Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real
Me: Yea
Dad: There's one more thing
Me: Don't say it
Dad: Retirement
Me: *sobs uncontrollably

Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real
Me: Yea
Dad: There’s one more thing
Me: Don’t say it
Dad: Retirement
Me: *sobs uncontrollably

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