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@robdelaney: Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.
@Fickle_Filly: A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces.
@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.