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@AimeeHelene1: Dad to kid: "Connor, eat your food!"
"Eat your food!"
"Eat your food!"
"Eat your food!"
Me: *turns around, eats all of kid's food*

Dad to kid: “Connor, eat your food!” 
“Eat your food!”
“Eat your food!”
“Eat your food!”
Me: *turns around, eats all of kid’s food*

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