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@sad_tree: "Dad what IS the moon?"
It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon.

“Dad what IS the moon?”
It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon.

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