@UNTRESOR: Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone.
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@TheLesbianTwin: a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!
@thequeensheart: All you guys crying about stepping on Legos, have you ever stepped on a Barbie shoe? Heel pointing up????
@Maxine12333: You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.