@UNTRESOR: Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone.
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@wendyraepearce: I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later.
@ScobeyWanKenobi: The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies.
@SteveSuckington: My niece thinks she's more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?
@natkaotic: So many girls look so cute and pretty when they cry then there's me where i look like a dying horse