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@cervixsmash: Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?

Son: I smoked weed, dad

Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot

Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?

Son: I smoked weed, dad

Dad: Don’t lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot

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