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@UncleDuke1969: "Daddy, are vampires real?"
"No, sweetie. Go back to bed."

*waits until daughter is asleep*
*grabs red Sharpie*
*draws 2 dots on her neck*

“Daddy, are vampires real?”
“No, sweetie. Go back to bed.”

*waits until daughter is asleep*
*grabs red Sharpie*
*draws 2 dots on her neck*

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