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@Howiesbookclub: "Daddy, are we poor?"
Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No.
"Compared to my friends?"
Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.

“Daddy, are we poor?”
Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No.
“Compared to my friends?”
Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.

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