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@DaddyJew: Daddy can u get me a drink?

"No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink"

Fine *goes to fridge

"While you're there can you grab me a beer?"

Daddy can u get me a drink?

“No, you’re 5yo you can get your own drink”

Fine *goes to fridge

“While you’re there can you grab me a beer?”

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