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@Brianhopecomedy: "Daddy, do you like princesses?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Well usually they have a nice set of ti-"

Wife: "Shut it."

"I WILL NOT LIE TO MY SON."

“Daddy, do you like princesses?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“Well usually they have a nice set of ti-”

Wife:  “Shut it.”

“I WILL NOT LIE TO MY SON.”

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