@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@Audenary: GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends!
ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater.
ANTS: The what now?
@johnofah: Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
@funnyordie: Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write "Where's Captain Kirk?" in the comments.
@tigergreengrove: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube.
@weinerdog4life: 100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face.