@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@rpbateman: Give me a minute, I can make this about me.
@WilliamAder: Weather Girl: I'm looking at six to ten inches tonight.
Me, to the TV: But is it going to SNOW?
@brittarnett: officer: give me your name
me: then what am I going to use?
@ArchiePeeler: Hostess: It's a 15 minute wait. May I have your name?
Me: Baron Von Gerhardt, heir to the throne of Osterburken.
Me: Write it down.
@SteveSuckington: "I'll take movies for $500 Alex"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"