@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@cschleichsrun: This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, "Can a 9 date an 8?"
@lwhit_the_boss: The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying.
@EndhooS: [Opens hand sanitiser]
ＳＵｂｍｉＴ ＹｏＵｒ ＳＯｕＬ
ｔＯ ＥｔｅｒｎＡＬ ＨｅＬＬ ｆｉＲｅ
[looks at label]
LINDA YOU BOUGHT HAND SATANISER AGAIN
@UNTRESOR: J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
@Thynebear: "There are hot Shingles in your area"
- My Doctor