@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@SanamTheLamb: Female without the vowels is 'FML'.
Need I say more?
@preritpathak: People on Facebook Nowadays:
*Clicks pic while sipping coffee*
*Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am*
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@SkinnerSteven: Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper
@2thestreetz: If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?