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@murrman5: "daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"
*checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son

“daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa”
*checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son

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