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@Reverend_Scott: "Daddy, where do babies come from?"

From mommies.

"How do they get inside?"

CAN'T U ASK WHY THE SKY IS BLUE HAVEN'T U WONDERED ABOUT THAT

“Daddy, where do babies come from?”

From mommies.

“How do they get inside?”

CAN’T U ASK WHY THE SKY IS BLUE HAVEN’T U WONDERED ABOUT THAT

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