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@AmishPornStar1: "Daddy, why do dogs need whiskers?"

-my 7-year-old son, while discreetly holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other

“Daddy, why do dogs need whiskers?”

-my 7-year-old son, while discreetly holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other

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