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@Playing_Dad: "Daddy, why is it dark at night?"
It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny.

“Daddy, why is it dark at night?”
It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids.  Goodnight, hunny.

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