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@stevevsninjas: Daddy will my cockatoo go to heaven?
- Heaven is a place of serenity and joy, right?
*nods, wiping tear*
- Then Mr. Shrieks won't be there.

Daddy will my cockatoo go to heaven?
– Heaven is a place of serenity and joy, right?
*nods, wiping tear*
– Then Mr. Shrieks won’t be there.

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