@huntigula: Dammit, stop summoning me to fight global warming! I'll believe it when the remaining 3% of scientists believe it! -Republican Capt. Planet
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@mountainlex: I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank
@drinksmcgee: Me, a Canadian: The metric system is easy. 100mm = 1cm. 100cm = 1m. Super easy. You, an American: The imperial system is easy. 1 Flapjangle = 7.2 Flogboggles. 29 Flogboggles = 3.97 Dingmarkles. Super easy.
@The_MartiniGirl: I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez.