@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.
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@rcromwell4: Apparently I was involved in a class action lawsuit against AT&T. Anyway, I just got a check for $1.33 if anyone wants to party.
@Iwriteforcats: Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one. Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood.
@Reverend_Scott: Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... "OMG DAD. WOW-" ...dboard box. "But-" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy.
@amandajpanda: "How'd ya get that bruise on your cheek?" *remembers dropping her phone on her face in bed* Me: Street Fight