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@purplefuzzygirl: Damn boy! Are you a slinky?

Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom.

Damn boy! Are you a slinky? 

Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom.

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