@Elizasoul80: Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me.
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@wickedimproper: I'm so old I thought "stfu" was a reminder to pack my "shoes, tie, fedora, underpants."
@Owl_Meat: *puts bread in toaster* hmm something strange about the toaster today Duck(from in toaster): no there isnt
@trumpetcake: I used to weigh eight pounds and could only get around if others carried me, but all it took was one frosted cake a year to change all that.