@Elizasoul80: Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me.
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@GlennyRodge: Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.
@rockymomax: [making the first boat] "How do we get across this river?" ME: we gotta build a boat "What's a boat?" ME: that's what we gotta figure out
@Sal0630: If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me.