@Elizasoul80: Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me.
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@Book_Krazy: Fitness coach: have you been exercising & doing push-ups? *Flashback to me running after the ice cream man & buying all the push-ups* "yes"
@AHundredElbows: [at pet store] "This tortoise's shell keeps going soft. Am I doing something wrong?" "No, it happens. It's just a reptile dysfunction."
@withanewname: *moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*