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@CJhooray: "Damn do you have a wizard wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)"
*pulls wand from pocket*
"I haven't been happy in years"

“Damn do you have a wizard wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)”
*pulls wand from pocket*
“I haven’t been happy in years”

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