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@aholealex: "Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha"

yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting

“Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha”

yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting

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