@lazy_joe_: Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up
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@Playing_Dad: [At crime scene] Detective: You need to take this seriously Me: I am *picks up leg bone* Me: I found this humerus. Lol. D: You're fired.
@designersays: I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy.