@lazy_joe_: Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up
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@novicefather: I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet.
@UncleDuke1969: Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid.
@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)