@lazy_joe_: Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up
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@Brentweets: I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk.
@FakeDeanAccount: Q: If you could be any animal, which one would you be? A: The drummer from the Muppets, next question.
@abhorrent_wife: All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty.