@lazy_joe_: Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up
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@TeflonPawn: Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes.
@LuvPug: The only thing more annoying than vegans who won't shut up about being vegan is people who aren't vegan who won't shut up about vegans
@lemonmartinis: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll