@Thee1_4U: Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter.
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@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
@andylassner: So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him.
@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.
@carlyken: I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza. I've narrowed it down to: Pizza Farmer Pizza Hunter Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle