@gabemakesmusic: damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall
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@UnFitz: Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money.
@djdarrellripley: My toliet has a lifetime guarantee! I never have to buy another one. When I die, my kid will inherit the throne. It'll be like Shakespeare!