@R0ckG0d88: Damn girl, are you an appendix because I have no idea what you do but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
@SCBamaMan: I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!
@mrjohntofu: What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book.