@justabloodygame: Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.
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@dshack8: Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch.
@WritingWilkie: The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house.
@mikeleffingwell: Sorry, "hella" was an inappropriate word choice. I was trying to be cool. I'll rephrase: Your son is totally missing.