@gingerfaced: My current diet all ends with an S.
Pizzas.
Hamburgers.
Tacos.
Nachos.
Everything that's in sights.
@moose_chocolate: "Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.
@NicestHippo: Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle
@AverageCorners: My garden shed door keeps opening and closing.
Is it the wind? Yes.
Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes.
@LosLos__: Got home late to a note that said "Wake me up for sex", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting.
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